Cats are already comedy geniuses — dramatic one minute, zooming at 3 a.m. the next, and acting like they own the entire universe at all times. So why not give them a name that matches their chaotic, adorable energy? Whether your new feline friend is regal and aloof, clingy and cuddly, or a tiny ball of unhinged zoomies, these funny cat names are guaranteed to make you smile (and maybe even snort). Here are 50 hilarious, clever, and delightfully ridiculous cat names that will make you laugh every time you say them….
1. Noodle
Long, bendy, and constantly sliding off furniture.
2. Goblin
Small, chaotic, and definitely up to something.
3. Spaghetti
Absolutely no body control — just vibes.
4. Crumbs
Always somehow covered in food.
5. Waffles
Soft, warm, and aggressively breakfast-motivated.
6. Chaos
If there’s trouble… she was involved.
7. Pickle
Salty attitude, adorable face.
8. Biscuit
Specializes in kneading blankets (and your organs).
9. Miso
Warm, cozy, slightly dramatic when hungry.
10. Tofu
Soft, wiggly, and confused most of the time.
11. Beans
Named after the legendary toe beans, obviously.
12. Gobble
Eats treats like it’s a competitive sport.
13. Fizz
Bubbly energy with unpredictable zoomies.
14. Chonk
Big cat. Big personality. Big presence.
15. Wiggles
Never stops moving — even while asleep.
16. Snickers
Sweet with a mischievous streak.
17. Pudding
Soft, round, and easily emotionally offended.
18. Rascal
Cute face → suspicious behavior.
19. Nugget
Small, golden, precious, slightly feral.
20. Squish
Soft body, softer heart.
21. Tater
A round potato with whiskers.
22. Moo
Because she has the soul of a confused farm animal.
23. Spark
Tiny brain, big enthusiasm.
24. Doodle
Silly, sweet, and always in your way.
25. Marshmallow
Soft, fluffy, and dramatic if touched unexpectedly.
26. Muffin
Soft and sweet, but will defend the treat bag with honor.
27. Whisk
Fast, twitchy, and always in motion.
28. Bumble
Clumsy, gentle, and full of silly charm.
29. Spud
Round. Sturdy. Potato-adjacent.
30. Skittle
Colorful personality; unpredictable zoomies.
31. Snoot
The nose is important. And he will boop yours.
32. Tickle
Light, fluttery energy — with surprise pounces.
33. Crinkle
Lives for the sound of treat bags and paper bags.
34. Hopper
Jumps first, thinks later.
35. Sprout
Small but determined to run the house.
36. Doodlebug
Sweet, silly, and just slightly chaotic.
37. Cheerio
Tiny, round, and always underfoot.
38. Pipsqueak
Smol body. Loud opinions.
39. Snuggle
Will trap you under a sleeping cat for hours.
40. Biscotti
Crunchy personality with a hint of cinnamon.
41. Popcorn
Pops out of nowhere at full speed.
42. Fudge
Soft and melty — especially in warm sun spots.
43. Twinkle
Eyes full of mischief and wonder (mostly mischief).
44. Pebble
Small, cute, extremely stubborn.
45. Toot
A bit silly and often surprising.
46. Pickles
Chaotic energy contained in a small fluffy jar.
47. Pounce
The stealthiest ankle hunter of all time.
48. Snugglemuff
Cuddly on her terms only. Do not rush her.
49. Purrito
Often found wrapped up in blankets like a warm snack.
50. Boop
The nose demands attention. Offer boops frequently.